廢話連篇(四則)

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崇基經濟系集體回憶。40後？50後？60後？

Happy Hung最近錯過了崇基60週年校慶千人宴與經濟系校友重聚, 乃發起了在Face book上開設崇基經濟系集體回憶錄,透過陳年褪色舊照，重温那流金歲月。發覺大家都已一把年紀，竟然童心未泯，徹夜不眠，港澳两地，彼此月旦，言不及義，廢話連篇！轉念何不擇其諧謔可笑四則，與逍遙博蕉益友共享。其中稍有粗鄙不文者，請用平常心、同理心包涵之，僅盼能博君一璨，則於願足矣！

What sort of doctors were they?諜影重重！！
December 5Joseph Chin The man at the back was suspected a "watcher" who stopped us leaving Guangzhou in the whole trip. He claimed himself as a doctor.Tuesday at 12:52am · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan Ah, that was the year of wind and Fire that we all tried to break away from Guangzhou. So did you succeed? If yes, where had you been, more photo please.......!Tuesday at 9:02pm · LikeUnlikeJoseph Chin The other picture tells. Seven Star Rock was the farthest destination.Tuesday at 10:17pm · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan 吖喲！忽然為你担心，你可能在洩漏國家機密啊，相中两大內密探，今天可能已是朝中新貴，無意被你「維基解密」了。小心！保重！Wednesday at 7:32am · LikeUnlikeSiu Ben Kiang 望埋係有D奸相......Yesterday at 1:46am · LikeUnlike十幾人送別郭本立，讓他吃飽才孤身上路。December 5 at 11:25pm · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan 對，他是獨行俠！那你們呢？December 6 at 9:10pm · LikeUnlikeJoseph Chin 我們要讓他走所以在廣州做人質囉！你看右下角個"醫生"就是 Watcher.December 6 at 10:15pm · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan 吓！原來這裏是廣州！還被卧底医生監控！他護送你們到七星岩是自費(或國家公費)的吧！不要賠了夫人又折兵啊！為何他放郭本主一條生路呢？他成功闖蘯到那裏去了？December 6 at 10:51pm · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan 不是說风涼話、你們一行十多人，成个大团隊，不是高調一點了嗎？你們又沒有省外联繫，梗係衰梗啦？郭本立可能成功証實是真探親才可衝破粵港封鎖吧！多多猜測，得罪請諒！December 6 at 10:58pm · LikeUnlikeJoseph Chin 郭本立有個表叔住上海，所以派出所同志放佢一馬。但係表面上是箪身上路，實際上沿路都有同志關照住，保佢平安，又保國家平安。December 6 at 11:03pm · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan 原來如此！那我們四个傻豬真有傻福,一直杭州、上海、蘇州、無錫殺到南京,是否曾動用了國家經費＇沿路受監視呢？在南京我們甚至被「監禁」在南京國賓館、我一直都以為我們是「自由行」的少數幸運兒，又被你一語道破！December 6 at 11:29pm · LikeUnlikeSiu Ben Kiang 如斯難得經歷，說來聽聽Wednesday at 2:48am · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan 要講三日三夜架噃！喂樓上朱仔，不如你把我們的「熊貓之旅」相片「維機解密」喇！沿途所到之处，被9億祖国同胞像看熊貓般圍觀，又被温馨地「看守」監護在国家級賓館，不自由地被押送到長江大橋看元旦再亮燈，又被擺布在南京雜技院以「上賓」姿態遊街示众。嘩！太多難忘經歷，一言難盡哪！朱仔，茂利接力喇！Wednesday at 7:49am · LikeUnlikeWilliam Chu 阿關 , 那些照片是很難拍到的， 一來那時的菲林很經貴，二來就算影到都可能被 沒收， 因可能是國家的機密呀 !! 唉 .....Wednesday at 8:54pm · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan Really, I have just recovered my album of that trip. I only have 13 photos all turned yellowish. Many are identical as what you have shown. I guess my photos are all from you as I should have no camera. They are small square ones. I doubt even Kiang beer can save them. Anyway, I kept a short note of our trip itineraries. Our trip was from 20/12/1973 to 9/1/1974 a total of 22 days which climaxed of course in Nanjin. Curiously, we only stayed in Quangzhou for 1 day on 21/12 and we could leave for Shanghai on 22/12 readily. So my memory that we had to keep going to the police begging for a few days for the permission was wrong. I could not believe we were so lucky.Wednesday at 9:50pm · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan One more great discovery!, In my humble wedding banquet with only two tables for very close relatives, you and Edwards were both present! It showed how closed we were, possibly because of that unforgetable Sha Bow brother sisterhood 沙煲兄弟妹China trip. We even shared the same bed at -3C at Mrs. Kwok Shanghai's home.Wednesday at 10:12pm · LikeUnlikeSiu Ben Kiang 你地班友仔拍咗乜敏感嘢(比如飛彈基地...)呀? 搞到俾人當賊辦?Thursday at 12:56am · LikeUnlikeWilliam Chu 當時就算影長江大橋都是國家機密呀 !Thursday at 1:52am · LikeUnlikeJoseph Chin 當時所有橋頭都有個傻兵睇住，邊個企定一陣，多望兩眼都被懷疑是特務。影相 ？你想死容易的。你影了相的菲林，都要全部冲左先準帶返來啦！Thursday at 2:06am · LikeUnlikeSiu Ben Kiang 有冇咁嚴重呀? 橋之嘛，又唔係什麼機密嘢，將人當賊辦Thursday at 2:14am · LikeUnlikeWilliam Chu 阿錢所寫的全對 , 影橋會以為你做特務來偵查他們的軍事設施哩.Thursday at 2:24am · LikeUnlikeSiu Ben Kiang Kwan you may send me the pics, and I shall try my best to recover them for you. Anyway, we try to heal a dead horse as a live horse3 hours ago · LikeUnlikeJoseph Chin 在軍事角度來說，橋就是人的血管，用來補給物資，尤其是以前的運輸以水陸 為主 ，一但橋被毀，河被塞，完了。所以以前長至長江大橋，短到海珠橋，無一無站崗的。3 hours ago · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan 報告！原來朱仔是正版特務零零柒！竟然在南京国賓館公安押送下，偷拍了長江大橋，他的手法匪夷所思，橋頭站崗的解放軍都被他引開，我們三小熊貓可大模斯樣拍照留念！姜大人，這可不是合成照啊！朱仔！穌一下Quali給大家看啊！about a minute ago · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan 嘩！朱仔！太棒了！長江大橋也影到了，只差南京雜技院的元首式進場離場式！為甚麽不把所有照片都上載到经濟系集体回憶裏呢？a few seconds ago · Like

UnlikeUnder Covered Doctors 臥底神医& Jokes of Misunderstanding 誤會種種！！
December 5Joseph Chin 七星岩 was the farthest stop that we could reach in 1973. It was because we were watched by a "doctor" all the way.December 5 at 11:40pm · LikeUnlikeSiu Ben Kiang 有點什麼頭暈身慶立即有人醫，此乃首長級待遇，多好啊!恭喜升官了...12 hours ago · LikeUnlikeJoseph Chin If he was a real doctor, it should be alright. But god knows.....9 hours ago · LikeUnlikeSiu Ben Kiang 怎麼知道他不是? 或者他是個思想醫生.專醫反動思想呢?8 hours ago · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan 姜大人所言甚是，所有海外牧師返国內都自动被稱老師，本來牧師是处理思想的，奈何國內早有思想治療人員，他們掌控思想精神層面，所以是貨真價实的精神科医生啊！啊嘅兄，勞动光榮這精神，大概是两位医生國手合力發功用攝魂法揳入你的思想中。你看暉社台開工照你是何等投入，簡直樂在其中，從心笑出來的模樣，怪不得你不單要「維机解密」，更要「維机解毒」擺脫這38年的魔咒！3 hours ago · LikeUnlikeJoseph Chin 在瘋人院內，如果你話自己無傻，你肯定活不到今天！Siu Ben Kiang 話自己傻也不行，可以話你別有用心假裝是傻，正如醉酒的人都話自己冇醉，沒醉的人反而詐醉行兇。9 hours ago · LikeUnlikeJoseph Chin 我無瘋....哈哈哈！5 hours ago · LikeUnlikeSiu Ben Kiang 講個笑話大家樂一樂: 某美國人來到中國，寄居在天津一個民居院子內。一到步就被居委會小腳偵察隊員給盯上了。 一天早上美國人閒極無聊，見院子裡有頭貓，就逗貓玩。 小腳偵察員正對他作著監視，見之，曰: 噢， 鼓搗貓呢! 美國人立即回禮: Good morning...心想老太太會英語呢！ (按: 鼓搗乃北方土話，是搞的意思)13 hours ago · LikeUnlikeSiu Ben Kiang 下午美國人在院子內洗兩件衣服，又被小腳偵察員監控了， 一見，曰:噢，鼓搗衣服呢! 美國人又立即回禮: Good evening. 到了晚上老美睡不著，弄了杯牛奶喝，小腳偵察員又見到，曰:噢，鼓搗奶呢! 老美立即回禮:Good night.13 hours ago · LikeUnlikeSiu Ben Kiang 老美心想，老太太偵察員的英文還真不賴啊! 老太太心想,這個間諜還不算太壞......13 hours ago · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan 這笑話不賴，不過我聽說過另一則笑話，是悲劇收場的。是一个澳洲土佬，在火紅年代，就是我們四小熊貓之旅的時候，單身獨闖中国，希望繼老美尼克遜之後，與中國恢復邦交。他也不知要申請visa，以為從香港羅湖直行直過到深圳，就在羅湖橋上被解放軍揚手截停，他還以為友善的中國人跟他打招呼，急步趨前要來个熊抱見面禮，解放軍大驚，喝令「跪低、咪郁」；澳洲土佬一聽，更加快脚步，回應說﹕「Good Day! Mate ....!」；話音未落，槍聲一响，澳洲土佬一臉錯諤地仆跪地上，用最後一口氣，指著解放軍同志，說 Youuuuuuu....！結果這成了國家机密，直到如今!!12 hours ago · LikeUnlikeJoseph Chin 飛機上座位窄，鄰座的老外和一個疑似廣東表叔可能互碰倒瀉些水，表叔好有禮貌說了: I am sorry! 老外回答: I am sorry too!老表以為禮多人不怪，聽人地說" sorry two"，他馬上答: I am sorry three!老外奇怪就問: What are you sorry for?嘩人地仲多禮噃，你既然"sorry four"，他又要回禮說：I am sorry five!老外摸摸個頭，不明所以，就問： Are you sick? 老表更驚奇，原來外國人真有禮，要說到 "Sorry six"咁多，中國是禮儀之邦，幾大都不要失禮，於是又說: I am sorry seven! 結果老外被中國禮儀嚇走咗。12 hours ago · LikeUnlikeSiu Ben Kiang 哈哈!! 如此下去，真可能Sorry 無止境啊!12 hours ago · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan 喂！我們原來都是講故佬，湊巧可以代表英(錢)、美(姜)、澳(關)三西洋文化與中国之互动，我的是原創＇不涉版權問題，你們的又如何？若無問題，可否登在逍遙博，博大家一璨？11 hours ago · LikeUnlikeJoseph Chin 關老兄：請讓我澄清，本人不能也不會代表英國，不知怎會這樣假設。第二，笑話不是面創，但每人說笑的方法各異，你看到的是錢說。如果出自胡適的口就另計。10 hours ago via mobile · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan 我當然是假設，也是加工創作的一部份，因英國人最講表面的禮貌，所以I am sorry 和What are you sorry for, 都是英國拘謹和過份認真的特色，我因此便有英美澳的穿鑿附会的組合。你說得對,講笑話原創不重要，傳講者的表達已是一種轉化增值的過程,我因希望把此三笑話登在逍遙博，故也就版權有姑此一問。總之，你和姜啤都不介意的話，我就用英美澳的組合來登啦，還可表達的，是美國佬天真，澳洲佬無邪，英國佬吾化.如何之处，請指示。9 hours ago · LikeUnlikeSiu Ben Kiang 你刊登時只須寫上"轉載"或轉貼便可以了， 不牽涉什麼版權的9 hours ago · LikeUnlikeJoseph Chin 辜鴻銘評論英、美、德、法四國的人，曾這樣說：美國人博大、純樸，但不深沉。英國人深沉、純樸，但不博大。德國人博大、深沉，但不純樸。法國人沒有德國人的深沉，不如美國人的博大，也沒有英國人的純樸。當時他可能未了解監躉的後代吧！9 hours ago · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan 阿嘅還是你博学多聞,這comment更有轉錄價值, in the same vein, How would you describe Chinese and Aussie?9 hours ago · LikeUnlikeJoseph Chin 至於中國人，他說：中國人全面具備了他們的三種精神特質，還多了那四個民族都缺乏的「靈敏」和「温良」。澳洲人？他沒說，但小弟代說了。 8 hours ago · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan Hello 阿嘅！澳洲人的評價怎麽樣？願聞其詳！4 hours ago · Joseph Chin 我一早評了，監躉的後代嘛！ about an hour ago · LikeUnlikeSiu Ben Kiang Aussie always laugh at Kiwi for being not so smart. One day three Aussies met with three kiwis at the train station and they decided to go to another city together to watch a football game. The three Kiwis bought three train tickets, and the three Aussies only bought one ticket. The Kiwi asked why one ticket for 3 Aussies? Aussie said you wait and will see.8 hours ago · LikeUnlikeSiu Ben Kiang In the train compartment as the conductor coming to collect the tickets, three Aussies went into the toilet and locked the door. When the conductor knocked at the toilet door, the Aussies opened the door just a little and slid the ticket out. The conductor collected the ticket and left the compartment. The Kiwis said they learned something and would do the same when the came back8 hours ago · LikeUnlikeSiu Ben Kiang On their way back, the three Kiwis bought one ticket, while the Aussies did not buy any ticket. When the Kiwis asked why, the Aussies said they would know later.......8 hours ago · LikeUnlikeSiu Ben Kiang When in the train compartment the three Kiwis went into the same toilet and locked the door immediately. Then one of the Aussies knocked at the toilet door and said:"Ticket please..." The Kiwi opened the door just a little and slid the ticket out....8 hours ago · LikeUnlike

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Joseph Chin 我都帶過小組，而且最左面個細路當年只有15歲半，全校最年輕的，來自真光，但 Sorry 我忘了她的名字December 5 at 11:10pm · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan This girl looks like the current Alumni Office Director 楊如虹小姐. Just pure guessing.December 6 at 8:41pm · LikeUnlikeJoseph Chin Yes, her surname was Yeung. But the name was not so. Maybe she changed afterwards.December 6 at 10:18pm · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan She has got a Shun Job筍工, travelling to the world to pay visit to us the disapora. You must have noticed her high social skill readily?December 6 at 11:05pm · LikeUnlikeJoseph Chin I do not think this Yeung is the same that Yeung in the picture.December 6 at 11:09pm · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan 也不深究,可能是家姊、總之係叻女December 6 at 11:40pm · LikeUnlikeJoseph Chin 你同佢有過節嗎？December 6 at 11:43pm · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan 冇!只有羨慕啫!December 6 at 11:54pm · LikeUnlikeJoseph Chin 佢好靚女的嗎？但照片個細路女女好似讀工管嘅噃December 6 at 11:59pm · LikeUnlikeHung Kwan 嘩！咪屈我啊！我非對她愛慕，只是羨慕佢份公可免費遊歷，遍訪天下中大校友會咋！Wednesday at 12:15am · LikeUnlikeJoseph Chin 免費遊歴？同痴飲痴食有無分別？而且迫自己去同唔熟嘅人嘻嘻哈哈，同差來之食何以別乎？你咪睇扁自己啦！Wednesday at 12:20am · LikeUnlike

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Hung Kwan 朱仔，你最後一年也有宿位嗎？November 27 at 5:53pm ·Esther Kuk WAW !... Unbelievable..... BIG SMILES in those days : )December 5 at 11:18pm ·Hung Kwan Yes, thanks for sharing God's love with me in many occasions. I felt guilty of rejecting you time and again. It gave me example in future times not to feel disappointed if the sharing does not bear fruiit right away.December 5 at 11:25pm ·Siu Ben Kiang 年輕就是好! Those were the days......11 hours ago ·Siu Ben Kiang 三大美女八大注意8 hours ago ·Hung Kwan 姜大人：這又是甚麽無產階級八股文呀 ！？三大美女不用解說了，八大注意乜呀？ 3 hours ago ·Siu Ben Kiang 我也不知道，只知道土共有三大紀律八大注意的，所以就亂嗡出來。 別無他意2 hours ago ·Hung Kwan 你也坦白，自己招認嗡得就嗡。無屈你啦，不過也多謝你教曉我个嗡字點寫，因為我從來唔識亂喼，原來係嗡！唔爭在教我寫个Ong居或Ong直、本來要用來形容澳洲土佬的，唔識寫, 姑且稱他們無邪一族，請多多指教，Ko chi ra Ko so, Do zo, Yo ro shi ku.2 hours ago ·William Chu Facebook 戇居 - 就是這樣寫about an hour ago via ·Joseph Chin 朱仔好傻呀！你還記得細個個陣，你想向老師講粗口時怎樣說？你話：「先生先生，我告佢講粗口，佢話 XXX」，你中左牧師計了，佢借你隻手寫粗位呀！about an hour ago ·William Chu Facebook我就是對這個傻的牧師寫的 (我只是寫 ,不是講呀) !!!about an hour ago via ·Siu Ben Kiang 這個字我不大敢肯定廣東話的發音是什麼。 也許是约定俗成唸成昂音吧! 我查了一下，只有普通話的拼音， 是zhuangㄓㄨㄤˋ59 minutes ago ·Siu Ben Kiang 戆 读粤语 ngong6 时的粤语同音字有：戆 读粤语 zong3 时的粤语同音字有：壮 葬55 minutes ago ·William Chu FacebookThe Cantonese Input pronounce is "Ngong".55 minutes ago via ·Siu Ben Kiang 戆 读粤语 ngong6 时的粤语同音字有：這個發音近磅了55 minutes ago ·Hung Kwan 唉！阿嘅你大概38年的災後創傷未完全平復，真假不分，時有幻覺。你都話牧師架啦，「是就說是、不是就說不是」。我已屆花甲之齢，執筆忘字，如果我識寫，都不會故弄玄虛寫別字亂喼(嗡)啦！澳洲人，包括在下，真的有監躉情意結，自謙就是戇直，查實就是戇居，不識時務。我唔識寫，姑日之為無邪。朱仔，我地係沙煲兄弟，不要輕信讒言。查実戇直是正面讚美溢詞，戇居亦稍欠文雅之粵語而已，但絕非粗言穢語。恐怕阿嘅兄要重尋那两位「精神科」医生，將38年鬱結处理一下了！50 minutes ago ·Hung Kwan 姜大人，是裝蒜的zhuang, 本人戇直,但又未到戇居,好在有朱仔赤子之心相助於先，不然也被你ㄓㄨㄤ的了！46 minutes ago ·Hung Kwan 哎喲＇朱仔＇我支蒙恬筆寫得唔夠快呀！你又疑似中招啦！42 minutes ago ·William Chu 普通話好像沒有 "戇居" 這個用辭. 阿關 , 下次回港買過枝好的手寫筆吧!38 minutes ago ·Hung Kwan 對痳，国粹只有戇直，廣東粵語才有更傳神的 "戇居"，是戇直自居之涵意，戇直只可是他人對你溢美之詞，自稱戇直如我，便是 "戇居"了，所以阿嘅批我等澳洲土佬也是不錯的，如今我自認"戇居"，便提升到"戇居居"的境界，自卑如此，老姜也不必裝蒜，來研究粵音或普通話音，總知我們澳洲土佬！都是自居"戇居"的"戇居居"監躉之後就是了！13 minutes ago ·Joseph Chin 請不要再講粗口啦！有些廣東話好文雅，但你呢句「戇居居」絕對係粗口，這原是三教人士(不包括基督教)用來鬧人的。原文是「戇Kout」，即是傻兮兮不會轉彎，同「笨實」相應。如果歉棄一個笨人，不理會他，就叫做「啋佢都戇X夾耳聾」。後人因這話太粗，所以文明化之為「弧弧」，「弧」字即弧號，讓用者自代。不過再發展下去，有文人便把 Kout 變成「狗」，最後連聲母韻母齊替，改成「居」，所以變了種的粗口仍是粗口，就如姜啤染了色的黑白相仍是黑白相一樣。47 minutes ago ·Joseph Chin 關老爺是染了「柯屎」色的中國人，所以你仍然是中國人，皇帝的後代！請勿自貶身價！44 minutes ago ·William Chu 老關 , 我說你是傻牧師並沒有貶意 , 只是話你 Q Te (即戇直可愛) 而已. 請勿見怪. 我已 Post 了一些 1973 年熊貓之旅的照片在我 FB 內 , 有興趣可上去看一看.31 minutes ago ·Siu Ben Kiang ‎1. 廣東粵語很多是古漢語。2. 戇字的英文字典解庶為Simple minded.21 minutes ago ·William Chu 阿錢 , 你又寫粗口 , 要戒要戒啦15 minutes ago ·Hung Kwan 两位一正一邪的向我解說我們粵語「不文」之文化遺產，真情假意都一一心領！啊嘅所講的"戇居"的釋義沿革，我都畧知一二，正因其難登大雅之堂，故嘗試用世說新語手法，將"戇居"重新釋義為戇直自居，那便可成合情合理的「新語」了；如此類推，以"戇居"自居者，就成為更傳神的"戇居居"「新語」了，不知两兄台可領會我欲宏揚粵語文化的苦心，身在南夷心在粵漢啊！Hung Kwan 姜啤這英文解釋最spot on. Aussie 真的很simple minded, sometimes naive，所以唔識寫戇直，以無邪代之也不錯。現在看起來，朱仔和我一樣戇直；不！應讓朱兄居首，我僅望其項背矣！15 hours ago ·Hung Kwan 敬告各文友,已選吾等筆談的精華，公諸逍遙博，http://cuqldfreeblog.blogspot.com/2011/12/blog-post_09.html「廢話連篇」14 hours ago ·Hung Kwan 朱仔，昨晚今日上你的fb都找不到熊貓之旅啲相,請查看！14 hours ago ·William Chu Lo Kwan 已分享給你了11 hours ago ·William Chu 老關 , 多謝抬舉 ! 我只不過有個句講個句 , 不吐不快而已 ... Ha Ha Ha9 hours ago ·